One Bazillion Lawsuits Later, BP Stock May Finally Dive

TODAY'S OILY FORECAST

BP stock, which had been hanging around at 60, is now finally heading below 50, and we hope everyone ditches out and makes those Gulf-destroying schmucks broke. So broke they won’t be able to air their ridiculous “we’re green!” TV ads. There’s a huge number of smaller lawsuits against the company, and the company has apparently spent $450 million on cleanup (and publicists) so far (without much success obviously!) and the potential and potentially massive criminal charges are barely even being contemplated yet-but they will be, oh and how. This is not particularly a rational or even reasonable response but I would pretty much like to see BP bankrupted.