Local Paper Totally Flips Over Ketchup De-Salting

Am I losing my mind? Did I wake up in some strange new place? Is the online front page of the New York Post about the SALT REDUCTION IN THE HEINZ KETCHUP RECIPE? Also, lemme tell you, they are passing along some lies, because “For the first time in 40 years, Heinz ketchup is changing its famous recipe” is a lie, because there’s no way sugar wasn’t swapped out for high fructose corn syrup over the last 40 years.