Lib Dems Call To Tell You They Will Be Calling You Again

BREAKING: Britain’s Liberal Democrats are still discussing an “agreement” that will allow the Conservative party to form a government. There’s not a deal yet, but there’s also not not a deal, said a Liberal Democrat member in a statement, which has pissed off all the newscasters on Knifecrime Island, who were all set for a big announcement but are now forced to resort to asking questions about “body language.”