Jews Now Able To Drink Heavily, Repress Emotions

Nearly fifteen years after it was declared that Asians are the new Jews, Elena Kagan’s nomination to the Supreme Court apparently means that Jews are the new WASPS. I’m not sure what it all signifies, but clearly there is an opportunity somewhere for an ethnic group with moxie and hustle to snap up the vacancy these two promotions have created. I’d suggest Italians, but, you know.