I'll Take "A Sort Of Weird Way To Circumvent Online Personals" For $1000, Alex

and if you're lucky you can win the home game, wink wink

“Also, have you tried out for Jeopardy? Even the nerdy girls look cute when Alex prods them for personal anecdotes during the first round.”
— The Boston Globe commenter pool is giving out dating advice again, this time to a 25-year-old lady who, if she is a real person, is someone who actually keeps around friends who ask her “How are you still single?” I mean, maybe they think they’re being weirdly nice or complimentary? But EFF THAT FOR REAL. (Also, Alex Trebek’s prodding isn’t always that cute, FYI.) [Previously]