Hard-Luck Outfielder Wants To Call You (After You Give Him Money)

Something tells me that Lenny Dykstra’s $3,200 Craigslist offer of a framed, signed magazine article and a “personal phone call” from the plucky ex-outfielder himself is not going to be as “once in a lifetime” as it currently claims. But maybe it will be! I just hope that whoever ponies up the cash doesn’t get railroaded into a sales pitch from Nails Investments.