Happy Mother's Day, From Courtney Love

Remember that time your mom went on currently-broken Twitter in the dawn hours and wrote you an embarrassing and sort of malevolent self-help book? I mean sure, your mom has definitely done some kooky stuff in her time, but this is a very strange thing to do, to broadcast to the world a personal, underminey, shouty, passive-aggressive letter via a format that’s hard to type. GOD, WHAT IF YOUR MOM DID THAT TO YOU?

It goes on and on (obviously) but this is how it starts:

It ends, of course, in a promise to start chanting.