Frugal New Yorkers Will Finish Their Salads, Loose Doody Be Damned

“I’m scared. But I already paid for this.”
-Queens resident Sai Lawrence, before tucking into a salad of romaine lettuce yesterday. Lawrence had just been informed of a romaine recall in the metropolitan area due to an E. coli contamination, the health effects of which range from diarrhea to kidney disease to death.