Eyjafjallajökul: Still Blowing

If you had any plans to see Europe before it is destroyed in a series of default-fueled riots, too bad: Eyjafjallajökul is expected to continue erupting for at least six more months, at which point the only thing left on the continent worth journeying to observe will be the petrified remains of Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi’s hair implants.