British Yob Strikes Blow For Freedom Of Expression

To Knifecrime Island, where an ASBO [Anti-Social Behaviour Order] aimed at preventing 18-year-old Ellis Drummond from “wearing trousers so low beneath the waistline that members of the public are able to see his underwear’ and any tops ‘with the hood up’” has been withdrawn after a judge declared that it would violate the Human Rights Act. “It’s like they’re trying to change the way I dress,” said a victorious Drummond, who has instead been banned from begging or engaging in threatening behavior.