Will Airline Bankruptcy Lead To Glut Of Sexy Stewardess Outfits In Japan?

Dust off your old “crisis/opportunity” cliche for this important bulletin from Japan, where the recent bankruptcy filing by Japan Airlines has lead to a new hope by everyday Japanese that black market supplies of stewardess uniforms-that nation’s most coveted possession after USB breast warmers-will see an increase as stewardesses take voluntary retirement. Good luck, crazy country I will never understand!