There Has To Be Some Sort Of "Going To The Dogs" Pun That Can Work Here

How to turn your nicely appointed, if slightly boring, kennel into a lightning rod for righteous class-based/lefty-aimed/etc. anger: Christen it a “nightclub for dogs,” muse about your plans to hang a disco ball somewhere, and be sure to note to the poor Post reporter dispatched to cover your opening that dog owners who need to check their e-mail can use — gasp — an iPad! Et voila: “Of course it is some Dumbo, liberal, PETA, gay, progressive, Green, environmentalist idiot that has come up with this idea to attract other similar New York ilk! My only surprise is that it isn’t in Pelosi or Boxers San Francisco district!” Bless.