The "Brief Safe" Seems Like A Crappy Way To Hide Your Valuables

“Items can be hidden right under their noses with these specially-designed briefs which contain a fly-accessed 4” x 10″ secret compartment with Velcro closure and ‘special markings’ on the lower rear portion… even the most hardened burgler [sic!] or most curious snoop will “skid” to a screeching halt as soon as they see them.” Oh yes, there’s a photo. [Via]