Terrifying Black Chunnel Migrants Gang-Board Student Coaches -- And Get Glassed!

Here in the great old USA, we have porous land borders, over which Americans slip under cover of night into the welcoming arms of Mexico and Canada. But what about England? It’s an island, basically, I think! (Or is that Iceland?) So when you’re brassic and Lee Marvin and you want to become both 1. illegal and 2. immigrant-well, folks used to have to get a boat to leave the horrid land of France? But now they can take advantage of The Chunnel! So what they do is they hop onto a “coach” (much like “jitney,” that’s English for “bus”) and try to hide in the luggage, in hopes to soon get klangered at England’s yobbiest chav gastropubs. Even coachloads of Scottish students touring Calais aren’t safe from their migratory predations! Fortunately teachers are trained to beat back the knife-wielding would-be black English-folk! It’s law ’n’ order at the border, boyo.