Subway Capitalizes On People Forgetting About The "And Exercise" Clause

Subway Capitalizes On People Forgetting About The “And Exercise” Clause

Sandwich chain Subway is pleased with the success of its pilot delivery program in the Washington, D.C., metro area, which ensures that you don’t even have to get up off your ever-expanding ass in order to enjoy the “healthy” “alternatives” to fast food provided by their menu. You can even order in a multi-foot-long sandwich, if you’re feeling really hungry! (Don’t worry — since it’s Subway, you can eat it all!)