Sleepy Priest Prevents Suicide Through Power Of Annoyance

“I thought maybe he was taking notes. So I asked: ‘Are you taking notes?’ I could hear his heavy breathing before he woke up. He stayed awake for just a few more minutes before slipping off again into slumber.”
-A despondent man in Sweden phoned a suicide hotline hoping for guidance only to be answered by an exhausted cleric who fell asleep during the call. The suicidal Swede was so irate that he decided against taking his own life so that he could complain about the somnolent pastor.