Sleeping Is Why You're Healthily Plump

According to the Science and Newspapers both, each night 300,000 American women sleep-eat. Yup. Those are the FACTS. “Upwards of 10 percent of adults suffer from some sort of parasomnia,” and “about 1 percent, mostly women, raid the refrigerator.” That is math. That’s the entire population of the city and parish of New Orleans. Sleep-eaters! You know who also composes a large segment of the American population? SLEEP LIARS.