Six Military Arrested at White House over 'Don't Ask'

Six military people just chained themselves to that tacky White House fence. Obvs, they were arrested. You know I’m of two minds. On the one hand, it’s like, ugh, America is denying jobs to a distinct class of people, and most of those are poor people who already have limited choices in jobs! This is terrible. And on the other hand, you know I’m always thinking: just how badly do these homos want to drive around foreign countries in armored cars and kill people? Clearly really badly.