Selected Liz Phair Songs, Presented in Order of Ratio of Elation to Despair

by Juli Weiner

HAS A SAD

34 “Whatever Makes You Happy”

33 “Nashville”

32 “Ride”

31 “Headache”

30 “Polyester Bride”

29 “Support System”

28 “Supernova”

27 “Baby Got Going”

26 “Johnny Feelgood”

25 “Girls, Girls, Girls”

24 “Flower”

23 “Cinco de Mayo”

22 “Strange Loop”

21 “Crater Lake”

20 “Glory”

19 “6′ 1”

18 “Big Tall Man”

17 “Help Me Mary Please”

16 “Jealousy”

15 “Stratford on Guy”

14 “Mesmerizing”

13 “Dogs of L.A.”

12 “Johnny Sunshine”

11 “Explain it to Me”

10 “Fuck and Run”

9 “Divorce Song”

8 “Canary”

7 “Shane”

6 “Gunshy”

5 “Go on Ahead”

4 “Alice Springs”

3 “Shatter”

2 “Chopsticks”

1 “Ant in Alaska”

Juli Weiner IS NOT JOKING.