Sarah Palin, 75% Off

Attention Dallas-area residents: Tickets to Friday’s gala fundraiser for the Uptown Women’s Center are now much more affordable! For just $250-marked down from $1000-you can attend the event, which features former Alaska governor Sarah Palin! And there won’t be any pesky press around to get in the way, because they’re barred. The gala’s main sponsor is the Downtown Pregnancy Center, an organization dedicated to giving pregnant women choices.