'Rolling Stone' Loses Mind, Folds Time and Space, Explodes, Crumples, Implodes

“’You hear it all the time: Rock is dead,’ David Fricke writes in the new issue of Rolling Stone, on sale at newsstands today. ‘But the current state of music is the same as it ever was: There is the good and the bad, and there is always plenty of the former, if you’re willing to seek it out.’ To prove the point, the Rolling Stone staff assembled a rundown of the 40 top reasons to be excited about music right now, starting with our cover stars, the Black Eyed Peas, a group that has perfected the art of global domination thanks to the brilliant maneuvering of philosophical leader Will.i.am.” I understand nothing about this and I NEVER WILL. 1. “TO PROVE THE POINT”? 2. “STARTING WITH”? 3. “ROCK IS DEAD” BUT? Only LOLs are left!