Pedophile Bikini Disaster Averted

While Rupert Murdoch might not care what kind of disgusting vulgarity his papers are promoting on this side of the pond, it’s a different story altogether across the Atlantic, where NewsCorp’s Sun is claiming credit for the discontinuation of the dreaded “paedo bikini.” The outfit-which includes a low-cut haltertop and padding to indicate where breasts will someday grow-was pulled by discount retailer Primark after understandable outrage and revulsion at the blatant sexualization of children. “A padded bikini for seven-year-olds is too much at too young an age,” said one expert. “No wonder girls are confused about their bodies and self image.” This is too sadly true. Also today in the Sun, you can see Chloe from Leeds, age 22, totally topless.