Overheard at Starbucks: This Is Why We Work At Home

OUTSIDE: DON'T GO THERE!

Most bloggers stay home. Because this is what you have to listen to, spoken at a cell phone, when you work at Starbucks. “Did you hear about the Toyota thing? With the cars? How they made them all wrong? Well it’s a big deal. And they called me and asked me to be one of the lead lawyers in the case. Did you hear about the news? In Iceland? Okay, so, there’s a volcano in Iceland, and the ash? All the planes? My friends have been stuck in the airport for a week and a half and they can’t get home. So I may just come home. Is mom there? Yeah, she was picking up the dry cleaning. And how does your stomach feel? Do you know what I do when my stomach hurts? I eat a little bit of yogurt.”

And then I made my own really annoying and loud phone call for a while, the end.