Mt. Everest Getting De-Corpsed

CLEAN UP ON AISLE 9

Finally, folks are heading up the mountain to clean up Mt. Everest, which is littered with trash… much of it in the form of handily-frozen dead bodies. You would think they would just slide down but things are never as simple as they are in the CGI cartoons; they are actually going to carry them down. No word on whether Sandy Hill Pittman was financing the clean-up effort. (Too soon?)