Iranian Cleric Passes Up Perfect Opportunity To End Bit With "... In My Pants!"

This Carole King reference will be completely lost on young people

Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi, acting leader of Friday prayers in Tehran, is concerned about earthquakes-a not unreasonable fear in a country prone to seismic disturbances. But what is the cause of these natural disasters? If you guessed “hot chicks in tight clothes,” you are either familiar with a certain strain of Koranic interpretation or you have seen this item elsewhere. Anyway, let’s hear it from Hojatoleslam’s mouth (or, at the very least, from a translation of the Iranian media transcription): “Many women who do not dress modestly … lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes.” Okay!