If You Are Still Alive In 2040 Then Cell Phones Are Probably Safe

If you’re one of the many people with concerns about whether or not your cell phone will kill you with the cancer, there’s good news on the research front: “Thousands of people are to be studied over the course of 20 or 30 years to see if the long-term use of mobile phones increases the risk of developing brain tumours and other medical disorders, as part of the largest ever study into the subject.” So, you know, check back in three decades and we’ll have a much better idea. Until then, gab away. We’re all gonna die at some point anyway.