I Might Like Eliot Spitzer Better If They Hadn't All Slept Together

Endlessly boat-floating scandal gov Eliot Spitzer, who one could say is responsible (if even inadvertently so) for much of New York’s state-level drama and crisis over the last year, sure likes to keep that periscope up above the water line. Now we’re up to: “I’ve never said I would never consider running for office again.” That’s true. He didn’t ever say that! He’s GOT US OVER A BARREL with his WORD TRICKS.