Giant Shiny Object Fails To Distract Conspiracy Theorists From Their Normal Ramblings

The clip above depicts various camera angles of an unidentified “fiery ball of light” that made its way across the Midwest last night shortly after 10 p.m. local time. The consensus is that the object was merely a meteor getting a little too close to the Earth for comfort, but that didn’t stop every crank with an Internet connection from projecting their issues onto its blinding surface Thankfully, there is at least one person out there who still can keep their heads in times of crisis! This guy smartly chose to see past the conspiracy theorizers and offended rapture-believers: “I wish I was somewhere where it landed saw on tv that even a small piece of a meteorite is worth bucks.” Eyes on the prize! Just think of the next time something from space almost hits the earth as a make-money-fast opportunity!