Future Criminals Of America, Beware The Accidental Pregnancies Of Today

Or maybe they will save us from the killer robots of tomorrow!

“The goal of this legislation is just to make a statement for the sanctity of human life. Maybe someday these babies will grow up to be police officers and arrest bad people, or will find a cure for cancer.”
-Oklahoma State Senator Todd Lamb discusses two new laws which the legislature enacted by overriding Gov. Brad Henry’s vetoes. The first forces a woman seeking an abortion to view an ultrasound of her fetus while listening to a description of its developing organs, while the second “prevents women who have had a disabled baby from suing a doctor for withholding information about birth defects while the child was in the womb.” Is it me or do the justifications for denying a woman control over her own body keep getting stupider?