Cops Holding On To Giant British Penis

“The world is a crazy place and I am sure the local constabulary has better things to do. It is just another example of overzealous policing and I could not believe they were serious. We might have had one or two complaints, but most customers loved it as they know the type of things we stock.”
-North Yorkshire shopkeeper Jason Hadlow reacts to the seizure of the giant penis recently displayed in the window of his furniture store. Hadlow must pay £80 to get his giant penis back from the local police, who claim that Hadlow is simply showing off his giant penis for publicity and have charged him with violating the Public Order Act of 1986. Hadlow, naturally, has started a “Free Willy” campaign on, where else, Facebook, in hopes that it will somehow result in more publicity for, wait for it, his giant penis. [Via]