British Woman Strikes Blow For Equality

Meet Laura Hall, feminist pioneer. Ms. Hall, from Britain’s Birmingham area, has become the very first person on Knifecrime Island to receive a total ban on alcohol consumption throughout that blighted country. While Hall stands on the shoulders of such locally-barred Brits like Ryan Kane, the fact that she upped her game to a level where she could take it nationwide is really a testament to the fact that in today’s world women can do anything men can do, oftentimes better. Laura Hall, we salute you! Also, you look like a fun person to hang out with. Give us a call in a couple years when you’re able to go back on the sauce.