Bernie Kerik Preps His Jail Blog, Grillz

DISGRACED FORMER WOULD-BE TOP COP 9/11 HERO and WHITE HOUSE LIAR-TO Bernie Kerik’s 48-month federal prison sentence begins just a month from now, and he’s just, you know, hanging out, updating his new Blogspot blog. Now, unfortunately, he’s not running Google ads or anything, because we are pretty sure, once he racked in some dollas, we could find some state from which to draw a plaintiff to file a Son of Sam claim against him? (JUDITH REGAN?) This would be great.