And the B.S. High-End Rehabs Ye Shall Always Have With You

“In October 1909, Dr. Alexander Lambert boldly announced to a New York Times reporter that he had found a surefire cure for alcoholism and drug addiction. Even more astounding, he stated that the treatment required ‘less than five days.’ The therapy consisted of an odd mixture of belladonna (deadly nightshade), along with the fluid extracts of xanthoxylum (prickly ash) and hyoscyamus (henbane)…. The Towns Hospital attracted only the wealthiest alcoholics and addicts… The cost upon admission was steep: up to $350 (roughly $5,610 today) for a four- to five-day stay.”