America Isn't Open All Night Any More

As America’s labor force is more and more made up of Mexican citizens, and as its purchasing force is more and more composed of the lazy, who are unwilling to work because of our vast welfare state, we see the coming end of the kinds of services we take as our American right. For instance, the 24-hour grocery store is, all over America, as this lament explains, becoming the 20-hour grocery store. Is this the America we want to live in, where we cannot even get a revolting bit of factory-grown gristle to stuff in our maws at 4 a.m.? When even the Taco Bells won’t be open 24 hours?