What Makes Your Movie Family-Friendly? (How Many Mommies Does Heather Have?)

Florida gives a whopping 2%-of-budget tax credit to movies filmed in the state, but only if they’re “family friendly.” Now the state is trying to define “family friendly” in some tax cut legislation, and some legislators take it to mean movies without any “nontraditional family values.” It’s a fun semantic shift but mostly it’s just to not give a tax credit to any movies with some gay in them. The best part is that this has inspired a rambling bit of hilarity from state Representative Stephen Precourt (R-ORLANDO, OBVS): “Think of it as like Mayberry. That’s when I grew up — the ’60s. That’s what life was like. I want Florida to be known for making those kinds of movies: Disney movies for kids and all that stuff. Like it used to be, you know?” It’s an impeccable word salad that he has thrown up here.