Wet Wet Wet

If you went to work this morning you are probably even now complaining about the deluge and experiencing that terrible out of sorts sensation that comes from having damp socks. Stupid rain! Why are you so WET-MAKING? Anyway, let’s try and put the best possible spin on it, because, what the hell, who wants to be a grumpy gus this early in the week? Not me, not you, not any of us! Except maybe the STUPID FUCKING RAIN! Anyway, here’s the good news: We are on target for the wettest March ever! How cool is that? We might set the record! THE RECORD FOR THE MOST STUPID FUCKING RAIN IN A SINGLE MONTH. Oh my God, it is so goddamn wet out there. DRIPPING, SOAKING WET. Anyway, as you were. It’s supposed to be nice this weekend, so hopefully by then you will have dried out. Stay positive! GAH RAIN HATE HATE HATE.