The Squid And The Wail

To Knifecrime Island, where… oh, just read it: “AN alleged pervert was caught with a picture of a man having sex with a dead SQUID, a court heard today. Andrew Dymond, 46, was netted when cops apparently found a haul of grossly offensive porn on his home computer. JPs heard the sea creature was clearly dead in the picture and a man was having sexual intercourse with it.” You’ll want to click through on this one for the accompanying photo. Also, there is this: “Four of the allegations state he had images showing acts likely to cause ‘serious injury to a woman’s breasts’ and private parts.” Can I get a “what a world”? Thank you.