The 11 Best Egg-Shaped Easter Candies

These things absolutely disgust me, and yet every year I am suckered into buying them again, thinking, "Maybe they're actually good." And every year I'm all, "Ewww, that is just nasty." This is Balk writing this alt-text by the way, I have no idea what Maura's poisition on Creme Eggs is.

11. Cadbury Mini Eggs
10. Cadbury Hollow Eggs Filled With Cadbury Mini Crisp Eggs
9. Whoppers Robin Eggs
8. Hershey Marshmallow Eggs
7. Cadbury Caramel Chocolate Eggs
6. Brach’s Fiesta Malted Milk Eggs
5. Perugina Baci Dark Chocolate Easter Eggs
4. Reese’s Peanut Butter Eggs (6 oz. size)
3. Reese’s Pieces Pastel Eggs
2. Fannie May Marshmallow Eggs (Dark chocolate)
1. Reese’s Peanut Butter Eggs (1.2 oz. size)

Maura Johnston never really cared for Peeps.