So What's the Deal? Does Everyone Just Pee Outside or What?

I was wondering something about the people who live in the real America, the real America with yards and kiddie pools and stuff, as opposed to apartment America. So when you’re outside in Real America, in the back yard with your Grillmaster 9000 or whatever… do you actually go inside to pee, in a real bathroom? Or do you just pee wherever and figure it’s good for the trees or the bushes or whatever? This has been keeping me up at night. This question is mainly for dudes but not necessarily.