Scalding Grease Normal Side Effect of Undrained McDonald's Sandwiches

“When Frank Sutton bit into his sandwich, scalding grease ‘flew all over his mouth,’ a fellow diner recalled. Mr. Sutton’s wife took ice from her drink and applied it to his face, but his lips blistered. When he told one of the employees, he testified that she said ‘this is what happens’ to the sandwiches ‘when they aren’t drained completely.’”
–Apparently, the obesity epidemic is not working fast enough for the folks at McDonald’s, who are always coming up with new and better ways to hurt people with fried chicken. Makes those Olympics commercials suggesting the world’s top athletes maintain their supreme physical fitness by eating french fries and chicken McNuggets seem even more insidious.