Randy British Husbands Turn To Piracy

“Recently he has begun to put on a strange voice during sex — for example ‘Arr, matey’. The other one is ‘Arr, the ship’s a-dockin’’ and ‘My lighthouse is tingling’. He is not a sailor by the way, and has no connection to seafaring folk.”
-An example of the kind of frank and pornographic discussion that threatens to tarnish the wholesome image of Mumsnet, a discussion board for British mommies.