Maybe It's Something About Circumcision?

Okay, I’ve read this story three times now, and I’m still not sure about why one of these details merits inclusion.

A married female teacher enjoyed secret sex sessions with a 16-year-old pupil at the British Library and a luxury Park Lane hotel after seducing him during lessons, a court heard today.

Teresa McKenzie, 39, became infatuated with the Jewish boy, sent him presents and wrote gushing love notes to her ‘sweetheart’, describing his ‘strong shoulders, delicious lips and strawberries and cream hair.’

On one occasion the former education advisor gave the teenager a gift bag, which had a picture of a pirate on the front, full of condoms.

And no, I’m not talking about the pirate stuff, although that gets even creepier. Anyone?