Loud Sex-Having Woman Sends Headline Writers Into Racuous Paroxysms Of Joy

Caroline Cartwright, the 49-year-old Briton who was “jailed last year after she broke a four-year ban preventing her from having noisy sex anywhere in England and Wales” has been arrested for having noisy sex. Or, as it has been described elsewhere, “Asbo moaner romp woman Caroline Cartwright nicked again,” “Cuffed again for raucous rumpy-pumpy,” and “Sex Hungry Wife Arrested For Noisey-Sex.”