Joseph Mazzello, the Latest Perpetrator of Joseph Gordon-Levitt Syndrome

Megs alerts us to the current plight of Timmy from Jurassic Park, who is now hot. And in his mid-20s. And in that The Pacific show we’re not watching. Sady Doyle notes that this is Joseph Gordon-Levitt Syndrome, which goes something like “first you’re like awww, then you’re like huh, then you’re like WHAAAAAT.” THE MORE YOU KNOW.