I Am Prepared To Sacrifice Any Number Of Babies So Long As I Can Keep Smoking

This Russian anti-smoking billboard (which apparently reads “Smoking in child’s presence is a much bigger torture for him. You don’t care?”) is kind of graphic, I guess, but it’s still better than our own PSAs. I mean, it sucks for the baby and all, but I’d much rather deal with that than think about losing my fingers or having a giant hole in my throat. Also, shouldn’t that baby be on its back? You don’t want it to get SIDS.