English Child Welshes on Pedo-Deal

Sexcrime Island is no longer a place one keeps one’s word, sad to say. When a family of a 4-year-old boy promised his sex-abusing maths teacher their silence about the crime in exchange for a downpayment on a house-£18,000, which was like half a million dollars in 2004 money but is like a small fistful of deli change today-they insufficiently ensured the silence of the kiddo. And now he’s spilled the beans, and everyone’s in trouble. Young people! They just aren’t being taught respect for agreements in that sad, sad country.