California Wants To Make World's Grossest Place Vaguely Less Gross

They are going to maybe outlaw the smoking in state parks and beaches in California, which, shocked that they haven’t already? But I guess not all of California is Marin. (Am I right? High fives, anyone?) Anyway now California is all, “Smoking is bad for beaches.” Like, people leave cigarette butts out there and stuff. Dudes, do you know what the ocean is basically made of? Dead bodies. Do you ever stop to think about how many millions of corpses have been dumped into the ocean over the literally thousands of years humans have existed? It’s basically one giant open pit of ground-up human flesh. This is pretty much all I can think about at the beach, so it’s only fair that you do too. I’m not trying to be gross! It’s just super carcassey out there!