Briton Turns Tiny Plane Into Giant Knife

In case you were wondering, this is a gyrocopter

Your Knifecrime Island knife crime story of the day involves enormous knives and fox hunting. It’s never a good combination: “A pilot and animal rights campaigner who drove a gyrocopter at a member of a fox hunt, cleaving his head from top to bottom with its blades, was cleared of manslaughter today.” The report notes that “The case highlighted the intense passions and entrenched views on both sides of the hunting debate,” which, uh, yeah.