British Politician's Ass Remains Firmly Planted In Its Seat

Oh, Knifecrime Island, how I do love your turns of phrase: “David Cameron denied it was ‘squeaky bum time’ for his party today after a shock poll showed Labour could still be in office after the election. The Tory leader admitted it would be a ‘tight contest’ but said a close race was good because it would focus people’s minds on how they should vote…. Asked during an interview on Heart FM this morning if it was ‘squeaky bum time’ for the party, he laughed and replied: ‘There’s certainly nothing squeaking over here.’”