British Man Walks Dog From Car

How much do I love this choice of photo and caption? Ever so much.

Knifecrime Island Follies: “As any dog lover knows walkies is a must — even if it is raining, snowing or blowing a gale. But when Paul Railton, 23, looked out of his window on a bitterly cold day last December he had other ideas. He would give his beloved brown lurcher a walk — only this time he was going to do it from the comfort and warmth of his car.”

And that’s how the story starts. It only gets weirder from there.